So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
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HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
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I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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