Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Randomize
