No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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