we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
In other news, I just burned my penis
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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