you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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