We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
