Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
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Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
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My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Dick very happy bro
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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