okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Rumble strips road head = magical
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
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