I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
So vagazzling was a success
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
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