i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
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He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
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He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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