I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
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I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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