Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
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