Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
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can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
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No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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