Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
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His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
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Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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