Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
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... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
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I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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