It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
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Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
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You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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