it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
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