Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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