Define "chronic" masturbator.
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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