I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
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She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
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I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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