you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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