I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I supernannyed him into submission
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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