And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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