You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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