i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
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Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
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It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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