For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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