is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
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