omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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