I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
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I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
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I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
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