Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I have aggressive nipples.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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