We're facebook friends in real life
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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