I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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