I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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