So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
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no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
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Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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