i barfeds in our rink
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
