Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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