Buhtt sex?
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
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i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
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It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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