check it out our google latitudes are spooning
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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