I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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