North Korea, Best Korea!
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
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