IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
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They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
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I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
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