I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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