I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
I don't want my vagina anymore.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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