you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
i think my cat just said my name.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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