you win again, gameday.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
