She went from zero to smokin in five shots
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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