His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
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If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
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I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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