Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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