we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
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