Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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