I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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