Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
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