matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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