I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
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just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
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I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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