would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
i now understand why vodka
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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