remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Randomize
